What if someone else directed Star Wars?

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Posted by People Love Monkeys! at dhcp024-208-201-002.indy.rr.com on May 21, 2002 at 19:45:44:

Stanley Kubrick.
Galaxy overrun by juvenile delinquents. Vader renamed "Darth Hal."

Francis Ford Coppola.
Emperor insists on being called "Godfather." Says the Jedi "sleeps with the fishes tonight."

Oliver Stone.
The Supreme Chancellor is assassinated by fascist fanatic Lee Ozwaldo. Investigators uncover a massive plot involving another gunman in the "grassy Naboo."

Adrian Lyne.
In a scorching 20 minute sex scene Anakin shows Padme his "Jedi love tricks." Later a spurned Padme boils Anakin's pet Ewok.

Spike Lee.
When corrupt Imperial Troopers are exonerated, riots break out on the ghetto planet Kompton. To restore order the Jedi Council calls on the militant left wing group the Black Banthas.

M. Night Shyamalan.
Young Padawan learner haunted by visions. "I see digital people."

K-Smi
J-Lo would play the part of Luke Skywalker and booty dance Darth Vader to death.

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: Stanley Kubrick. : Galaxy overrun by juvenile delinquents. Vader renamed "Darth Hal." : Francis Ford Coppola. : Emperor insists on being called "Godfather." Says the Jedi "sleeps with the fishes tonight." : Oliver Stone. : The Supreme Chancellor is assassinated by fascist fanatic Lee Ozwaldo. Investigators uncover a massive plot involving another gunman in the "grassy Naboo." : Adrian Lyne. : In a scorching 20 minute sex scene Anakin shows Padme his "Jedi love tricks." Later a spurned Padme boils Anakin's pet Ewok. : Spike Lee. : When corrupt Imperial Troopers are exonerated, riots break out on the ghetto planet Kompton. To restore order the Jedi Council calls on the militant left wing group the Black Banthas. : M. Night Shyamalan. : Young Padawan learner haunted by visions. "I see digital people." : K-Smi : J-Lo would play the part of Luke Skywalker and booty dance Darth Vader to death.

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