Posted by Hibernian Psycho at 12-249-189-173.client.attbi.com on May 21, 2002 at 20:18:21:
In Reply to: What if someone else directed Star Wars? posted by People Love Monkeys! on May 21, 2002 at 19:45:44:
Quentin Tarantino.
Story broken up into several nonchronological plots, focusing more on Mace Windu and Obi-Wan busting heads and philosophizing about what they call a Sarlaac on Naboo.
Luc Besson.
Using the green screen to a greater extent than ever before, every actor is played by Jean Reno. Anikin kills every Tuskan, but no women, no kids. Unfortunately Luc walks out on production when he finds half the film is a ripoff of "The Fifth Element".
Ridley Scott.
Same film, more camera angles, jump cuts and better music.
John Hughes.
Under Yoda's order, Anikin, Padme, Obi-Wan, c3po, Jar jar and darth Sidious all have to stay in the Naboo palace and discover that each one of them is a Paduan, a Senator, a Jedi, a Droid, a Gungan and a Sith. Does that answer your question?
John Woo.
No lightsaber scene is complete without both actors having TWO lightsbaers, half the fight must be in slo-mo and there will be doves - SPACE doves, of course - everywhere.