Posted by Bartlebysamor at pop119-81.brandons.net on June 29, 2002 at 01:47:50:
In Reply to: *REPOST* People and Newbie A history... posted by Karla! on June 29, 2002 at 01:46:13:
: Because we really read this tonight
:
: Since the dawn of time, the human race has been factioned into two
: groups: the People and the Newbies. The People are smart,
: intelligent beings with social skills and superior intellect that far
: surpasses that of the Newbie. They are cunning and quick, whereas
: Newbies are slow and dimwitted. The People rejoice in their love and
: worship of their totum god Kevin Smith, or Silent Bob as he is often
: called by the younger Newbies who do not know His name. Many of
: the Newbie tribe share in the worship of Kevin Smith, and come to
: His sacred grounds (lovingly named the "VA Board" by the
: commoners) to state their opinions and to ask questions of their god
: and the People tribe. But all is not well, because the opinions and
: questions the Newbies raise are dull and repetitive, and are often
: deragotory towards the almighty Kevin Smith. This angers the
: People, who join forces to slander and abuse the Newbie tribe until
: they learn to ask smart, witty questions and state opinions that show
: a sense of depth. The People, as well as their fearless god Kevin
: Smith, believe that this can be better achieved if the Newbies read
: the sacred tablets known only as "The Summaries", which many
: Newbies forsake. This disregard for the ancient writings leads to the
: problems stated above. The lack of knowledge among the Newbies
: has caused great conflict and discomfort within the VA Board, so the
: People proclaim it their lawful duty to slay the Newbies until they
: learn once and for all that there is no room in the VA Board for the
: misguided, unintelligent posts that so often occupy their territory.
: How will this great war end? Only the omnipotent Kevin Smith truly
: knows.
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