Posted by RST-1039 at adsl-61-152-139.mia.bellsouth.net on June 29, 2002 at 01:51:02:
In Reply to: Re: *REPOST* People and Newbie A history... posted by jurassiraptor on June 29, 2002 at 01:48:18:
: So, you're saying no new people can ever come here? That's dumb.
:
: : Because we really read this tonight
: :
: : Since the dawn of time, the human race has been factioned into two
: : groups: the People and the Newbies. The People are smart,
: : intelligent beings with social skills and superior intellect that far
: : surpasses that of the Newbie. They are cunning and quick, whereas
: : Newbies are slow and dimwitted. The People rejoice in their love and
: : worship of their totum god Kevin Smith, or Silent Bob as he is often
: : called by the younger Newbies who do not know His name. Many of
: : the Newbie tribe share in the worship of Kevin Smith, and come to
: : His sacred grounds (lovingly named the "VA Board" by the
: : commoners) to state their opinions and to ask questions of their god
: : and the People tribe. But all is not well, because the opinions and
: : questions the Newbies raise are dull and repetitive, and are often
: : deragotory towards the almighty Kevin Smith. This angers the
: : People, who join forces to slander and abuse the Newbie tribe until
: : they learn to ask smart, witty questions and state opinions that show
: : a sense of depth. The People, as well as their fearless god Kevin
: : Smith, believe that this can be better achieved if the Newbies read
: : the sacred tablets known only as "The Summaries", which many
: : Newbies forsake. This disregard for the ancient writings leads to the
: : problems stated above. The lack of knowledge among the Newbies
: : has caused great conflict and discomfort within the VA Board, so the
: : People proclaim it their lawful duty to slay the Newbies until they
: : learn once and for all that there is no room in the VA Board for the
: : misguided, unintelligent posts that so often occupy their territory.
: : How will this great war end? Only the omnipotent Kevin Smith truly
: : knows.
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