Posted by who cares who sent the 405 at 170-215-239-34.mdl.frontiernet.net on June 29, 2002 at 02:08:13:
In Reply to: A Prophecy on how the great war will end... posted by Karla! on June 29, 2002 at 01:53:21:
of this newbie attack. but that day will never come.
: I recently found this manuscript hidden away in a distant corner of the
: View Askew web-site. I believe it tells how the war between newbies
: and people will end:
: "And verily, on this day, a great many strange and mysterious things will happen on the View
: Askew web board. All the reds will come onto the board at o
: nce, and ye, they shall talk merrily about how they have come to be
: idol
: ised by all the peons on the board. There will be no more newbies, as t
: hey will have all read the summaries, and shall be wisened upon the wo
: rd of Kevin Smith. With no newbies, the regular people will have
: no-one to vent their anger upon, leading to the Cycle Of Violence to t
: urn in upon itself , and all the form book posts to be meaningless
: and un
: able to function as they should. The people will turn to the reds for
: help, but the reds will shun them away three times before the cock cro
: ws (or before Ming makes a new board). Angered greatly, the peop
: le will accuse all the reds of "selling out" and not caring about th
: eir f
: ans "who made them who they were". Thus, the reds will be angered
: greatly, banning and ignoring all those who speak against them, until th
: e people were no more. Seeing the carnage he has created, the one known
: as Kevin Smith will take his own life, as well as the rest of the reds,
: leaving the board empty and desolate. Finally, Mewes will post on the b
: oard to seek advice on video games. Alas, his pleas for help will go u
: nanswered.
: "
: So it has been foretold. Repent now, and give your souls to Buddy
: Christ!
: By: Pimped-out-Jedi-Knight