Posted by Karla! at pcp01118684pcs.flshng01.mi.comcast.net on June 29, 2002 at 01:53:21:
In Reply to: *REPOST* People and Newbie A history... posted by Karla! on June 29, 2002 at 01:46:13:
I recently found this manuscript hidden away in a distant corner of the
View Askew web-site. I believe it tells how the war between newbies
and people will end:
"And verily, on this day, a great many strange and mysterious things will happen on the View
Askew web board. All the reds will come onto the board at o
nce, and ye, they shall talk merrily about how they have come to be
idol
ised by all the peons on the board. There will be no more newbies, as t
hey will have all read the summaries, and shall be wisened upon the wo
rd of Kevin Smith. With no newbies, the regular people will have
no-one to vent their anger upon, leading to the Cycle Of Violence to t
urn in upon itself , and all the form book posts to be meaningless
and un
able to function as they should. The people will turn to the reds for
help, but the reds will shun them away three times before the cock cro
ws (or before Ming makes a new board). Angered greatly, the peop
le will accuse all the reds of "selling out" and not caring about th
eir f
ans "who made them who they were". Thus, the reds will be angered
greatly, banning and ignoring all those who speak against them, until th
e people were no more. Seeing the carnage he has created, the one known
as Kevin Smith will take his own life, as well as the rest of the reds,
leaving the board empty and desolate. Finally, Mewes will post on the b
oard to seek advice on video games. Alas, his pleas for help will go u
nanswered.
"
So it has been foretold. Repent now, and give your souls to Buddy
Christ!
By: Pimped-out-Jedi-Knight