My introduction *REPOST*

Posted by Snoochie11 at adsl-66-122-182-242.dsl.chic01.pacbell.net on June 29, 2002 at 02:59:16:

Just thought I should repost this bit of gold for those of you who didn't get to read it earlier.

My name is Matt, I am the master of disaster, pretty in pink, ruler of the clit, genious at work, heterosexual, didn't like
Chasing Amy, loved Mall Rats, will diss you if you piss me off, will diss you if I feel like it, loves run-on sentences, probably
should put an "and" in here somewhere, probably should end this sentence, probably should take a shower (is beginning to
smell like Cheetos), probably boring you right now, uh..., wishes that there would be more Jay and Silent Bob movies, wonders
if Jason Mewes will ever be in another movie, doesn't smoke weed, does a lot of crack, doesn't actually do crack, is just joking,
doesn't know why he is writing this, keeps changing tenses, has a small attention span, doesn't finish what he

Follow Ups:

• You forgot "tries too hard to be liked." Alferd Packer 15:41:37 6/29/02 (2)
  • Hey, it just happens... Snoochie11 15:49:02 6/29/02 (1)
    • Yeah, but Alferd Packer 03:18:14 6/30/02 (0)
• Oh, and... Snoochie11 03:06:43 6/29/02 (0)
• Notice anything different? Fantomas 03:06:14 6/29/02 (6)
  • Are you calling yourself a dork? Snoochie11 03:08:37 6/29/02 (5)
    • Good comeback for a 22 year old. Fantomas 03:18:07 6/29/02 (4)
      • No, not like that. You just replied so... NT Snoochie11 03:59:05 6/29/02 (0)
      • How the fuck old are you? Cause Bartlebysamor 03:27:04 6/29/02 (2)
        • Wow, you guys are like a little posse. Fantomas 04:09:07 6/29/02 (1)
          • one word....asshole Bartlebysamor 04:24:03 6/29/02 (0)
• LMAO GOD I LOVE YOU! lmao... Bartlebysamor 03:01:04 6/29/02 (2)
  • Whoa...freely using the "L" word. *Shivers* Jewelieta 03:03:23 6/29/02 (0)
  • See? Snoochie is cool! NT jurassiraptor 03:02:52 6/29/02 (0)
• Re: My introduction *REPOST* Jewelieta 03:00:35 6/29/02 (6)
  • Nothing on *my* mom or there will be a serious ass Bartlebysamor 03:01:49 6/29/02 (4)
    • Ohh asslicking, now thats on topic. adamapple76 03:10:56 6/29/02 (3)
      • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ADAM? *NT* Bartlebysamor 03:19:32 6/29/02 (2)
        • Actually I am sitting on an icepack with my balls adamapple76 03:24:32 6/29/02 (1)
          • I'm sooo sorry baby....*kisses* *NT* Bartlebysamor 04:30:08 6/29/02 (0)
  • So, you majored in English? NT jurassiraptor 03:01:23 6/29/02 (0)
• I still love that. NT jurassiraptor 02:59:41 6/29/02 (0)

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