Posted by Jewelieta at ip68-100-63-28.nv.nv.cox.net on June 29, 2002 at 03:00:35:
In Reply to: My introduction *REPOST* posted by Snoochie11 on June 29, 2002 at 02:59:16:
More importantly...he likes to insult your mom given the chance. :oP
: Just thought I should repost this bit of gold for those of you who didn't get to read it earlier.
: My name is Matt, I am the master of disaster, pretty in pink, ruler of the clit, genious at work, heterosexual, didn't like
: Chasing Amy, loved Mall Rats, will diss you if you piss me off, will diss you if I feel like it, loves run-on sentences, probably
: should put an "and" in here somewhere, probably should end this sentence, probably should take a shower (is beginning to
: smell like Cheetos), probably boring you right now, uh..., wishes that there would be more Jay and Silent Bob movies, wonders
: if Jason Mewes will ever be in another movie, doesn't smoke weed, does a lot of crack, doesn't actually do crack, is just joking,
: doesn't know why he is writing this, keeps changing tenses, has a small attention span, doesn't finish what he