Posted by Isis at cau03.cau.cornell.edu on July 09, 2002 at 10:37:57:
In Reply to: questions... posted by krazyjym on July 09, 2002 at 10:18:54:
: 1.) Are Jay & Silent Bob going to be in any more movies?
Yes, they will be in gay porn. But you can't rent that until you turn 18.
: 2.) Can I get a part in Jersey Girl?
Yes, if by Jersey Girl, you mean gay porn that is not directed or written by Kevin Smith.
: 3.) Can you please explain the plot of all 5 movies to me?
Gay porn.
: 4.) Why did Mallrats suck so bad?
Because it's not gay porn.
: 5.) I heard that there was a Clerks animated tv show. Is that true?
It quite possibly could be. All I watch is gay porn.
Now THAT's how to be annoying my friend.