Posted by jaclyn at cache-mtc-af01.proxy.aol.com on July 09, 2002 at 11:21:50:
In Reply to: I will answer these questions. posted by Isis on July 09, 2002 at 10:37:57:
: : 1.) Are Jay & Silent Bob going to be in any more movies?
: Yes, they will be in gay porn. But you can't rent that until you turn 18.
: : 2.) Can I get a part in Jersey Girl?
: Yes, if by Jersey Girl, you mean gay porn that is not directed or written by Kevin Smith.
: : 3.) Can you please explain the plot of all 5 movies to me?
: Gay porn.
: : 4.) Why did Mallrats suck so bad?
: Because it's not gay porn.
: : 5.) I heard that there was a Clerks animated tv show. Is that true?
: It quite possibly could be. All I watch is gay porn.
: Now THAT's how to be annoying my friend.