Posted by Kev Hoffman at 1cust35.tnt1.random-lake.wi.da.uu.net on August 01, 2002 at 12:19:03:
In Reply to: Don't MESS yourselves when you take my poll! posted by Oi-not so Punk on August 01, 2002 at 12:13:06:
: How much did you parents mess you up?
My dad did, only a little, but not my mom.
1. If you were in a kitchen and someone offered for you to taste their tomato sauce off of a wooden spoon, do you:
c) Open you big pie-hole and ask for seconds
: 2. When your neighbors have a spat, and yell loud enough for you to hear, do you:
none, i usually load a gun and walk to their house and give them two options.
: 3. You finally move out of your parents’ house. You are:
: b) 18
: 4. You flip through your cable channels and come to find out, the cable company has opened up the hardcore adult channel. You:
c) HIT RECORD!
: 5. Belts:
: c) “Crack it a couple times, I love the sound of that!”, but i usually wear it.
: 6. Friends are:
: c) GREAT! Especially if they’re the opposite sex and willing to spread the love
: 7. Breast feeding a child is:
: c) making me jealous
: 8. If you had a chance to go back in time and live your life over, you would:
: d) Sure, let me just write down some things
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: b) No, but I should be
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: 10. If you ever have kids:
a tie
: a) “finally, payback!”
: c) “I’m going to teach that little shit machine everything I know”
: 11. Who would you kill?
: d) “Osam bin Ladin’s mother. WHORE!”