Posted by Oi-not so Punk at c-24-125-75-20.va.client2.attbi.com on August 01, 2002 at 12:13:06:
SOrry about the other post!
Hello and welcome to another installment of INTERACTIVE POLL!
Here's today's Question
How much did you parents mess you up?
1. If you were in a kitchen and someone offered for you to taste their tomato sauce off of a wooden spoon, do you:
a) Cringe and wet your pants at the sight of the spoon
b) Say no thank you, then ask God to forgive them for trying to ruin your appetite before dinner
c) Open you big pie-hole and ask for seconds
2. When your neighbors have a spat, and yell loud enough for you to hear, do you:
a) Curl up in the fetal position, cover your head with your pillow and suck your thumb
b) Grab the closest pillow, walk over there and try to make them stop
c) Call your friends on the phone, then hold the phone up to the wall so others could enjoy
3. You finally move out of your parents’ house. You are:
a) 14
b) 18
c) Leave? You fuckin’ nuts? I get free underwear here!
4. You flip through your cable channels and come to find out, the cable company has opened up the hardcore adult channel. You:
a) Call your parents to beg for forgiveness for not staying on one channel
b) Blush, cover your eyes and call the cable company to rectify the situation
c) HIT RECORD!
5. Belts:
a) “NOOOO!”
b) “Nice belt, can we change the subject now?”
c) “Crack it a couple times, I love the sound of that!”
6. Friends are:
a) Better left to the imagination, nothing good comes from reality
b) Nice to have, but they must not have long hair, tattoos, piercing and own a bible
c) GREAT! Especially if they’re the opposite sex and willing to spread the love
7. Breast feeding a child is:
a) a sin
b) creepy
c) making me jealous
d) whatever
8. If you had a chance to go back in time and live your life over, you would:
a) ask your parents if you could
b) demand stipulations
c) “Do I have to?”
d) Sure, let me just write down some things
9. Are you in therapy?
a) Yes, but don’t tell Mother
b) No, but I should be
c) HELLZ YEAH! My therapist is HOT!
d) Why? Should I be?
10. If you ever have kids:
a) “finally, payback!”
b) “the world doesn’t need another tortured soul”
c) “I’m going to teach that little shit machine everything I know”
11. Who would you kill?
a) “Who wouldn’t I kill?”
b) “Killing is bad, and people shouldn’t do it…but if I had to, I’d kill Ghandi.”
c) “Myself”
d) “Osam bin Ladin’s mother. WHORE!”
e) “I’m okay, thanks.”
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