Posted by Bojo-Pimp (Verbatim) at host213-123-150-207.in-addr.btopenworld.com on August 01, 2002 at 12:24:21:
In Reply to: Don't MESS yourselves when you take my poll! posted by Oi-not so Punk on August 01, 2002 at 12:13:06:
: SOrry about the other post!
:
: Hello and welcome to another installment of INTERACTIVE POLL!
: Here's today's Question
: How much did you parents mess you up?
: 1. If you were in a kitchen and someone offered for you to taste their tomato sauce off of a wooden spoon, do you:
: b) Say no thank you, then ask God to forgive them for trying to ruin your appetite before dinner
: 2. When your neighbors have a spat, and yell loud enough for you to hear, do you:
: b) Grab the closest pillow, walk over there and try to make them stop
: 3. You finally move out of your parents’ house. You are:
:: b) 18
: 4. You flip through your cable channels and come to find out, the cable company has opened up the hardcore adult channel. You:
:: c) HIT RECORD!
: 5. Belts:
: c) “Crack it a couple times, I love the sound of that!”
: 6. Friends are:
: a) Better left to the imagination, nothing good comes from reality
: 7. Breast feeding a child is:
:: c) making me jealous
: 8. If you had a chance to go back in time and live your life over, you would:
:: d) Sure, let me just write down some things
: 9. Are you in therapy?
d) Why? Should I be?
: 10. If you ever have kids:
be a good father
: 11. Who would you kill?
: e) “I’m okay, thanks.”
: Again, if you want your score, please write "SCORE" below.
SCORE!!