Posted by Matt Demon at d221-216-99.systems.cogeco.net on August 01, 2002 at 12:49:19:
In Reply to: Don't MESS yourselves when you take my poll! posted by Oi-not so Punk on August 01, 2002 at 12:13:06:
: SOrry about the other post!
:
: Hello and welcome to another installment of INTERACTIVE POLL!
: Here's today's Question
: How much did you parents mess you up?
: 1. If you were in a kitchen and someone offered for you to taste their tomato sauce off of a wooden spoon, do you:
c) Open you big pie-hole and ask for seconds
: 2. When your neighbors have a spat, and yell loud enough for you to hear, do you:
c) Call your friends on the phone, then hold the phone up to the wall so others could enjoy
: 3. You finally move out of your parents’ house. You are:
c) Leave? You fuckin’ nuts? I get free underwear here!
: 4. You flip through your cable channels and come to find out, the cable company has opened up the hardcore adult channel. You:
c) HIT RECORD!
: 5. Belts:
b) “Nice belt, can we change the subject now?”
: 6. Friends are:
c) GREAT! Especially if they’re the opposite sex and willing to spread the love
: 7. Breast feeding a child is:
d) whatever.
: 8. If you had a chance to go back in time and live your life over, you would:
b) demand stipulations
: 9. Are you in therapy?
d) Why? Should I be?
: 10. If you ever have kids:
a) “finally, payback!”
: 11. Who would you kill?
d) “Osam bin Ladin’s mother. WHORE!”
: Again, if you want your score, please write "SCORE" below.
SCORE