Posted by PantswearingFish at 128.241.245.34 on August 01, 2002 at 17:52:48:
In Reply to: Don't MESS yourselves when you take my poll! posted by Oi-not so Punk on August 01, 2002 at 12:13:06:
: SOrry about the other post!
:
: Hello and welcome to another installment of INTERACTIVE POLL!
: Here's today's Question
: How much did you parents mess you up?
: 1. If you were in a kitchen and someone offered for you to taste their tomato sauce off of a wooden spoon, do you:
: a) Cringe and wet your pants at the sight of the spoon
: 2. When your neighbors have a spat, and yell loud enough for you to hear, do you:
: a) Curl up in the fetal position, cover your head with your pillow and suck your thumb
: 3. You finally move out of your parents’ house. You are:
: c) Leave? You fuckin’ nuts? I get free underwear here!
: 4. You flip through your cable channels and come to find out, the cable company has opened up the hardcore adult channel. You:
: a) Call your parents to beg for forgiveness for not staying on one channel
: 5. Belts:
: a) “NOOOO!”
: 6. Friends are:
: b) Nice to have, but they must not have long hair, tattoos, piercing and own a bible
: 7. Breast feeding a child is:
: a) a sin
: 8. If you had a chance to go back in time and live your life over, you would:
: a) ask your parents if you could
: 9. Are you in therapy?
: a) Yes, but don’t tell Mother
: 10. If you ever have kids:
: b) “the world doesn’t need another tortured soul”
: 11. Who would you kill?
: a) “Who wouldn’t I kill?”
: Again, if you want your score, please write "SCORE" below.
SCORE