Re: Don't MESS yourselves when you take my poll!

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: : SOrry about the other post! : : : : Hello and welcome to another installment of INTERACTIVE POLL! : : Here's today's Question : : How much did you parents mess you up? : : 1. If you were in a kitchen and someone offered for you to taste their tomato sauce off of a wooden spoon, do you: : : a) Cringe and wet your pants at the sight of the spoon : : b) Say no thank you, then ask God to forgive them for trying to ruin your appetite before dinner : : c) Open you big pie-hole and ask for seconds : 1)C : : : 2. When your neighbors have a spat, and yell loud enough for you to hear, do you: : : a) Curl up in the fetal position, cover your head with your pillow and suck your thumb : : b) Grab the closest pillow, walk over there and try to make them stop : : c) Call your friends on the phone, then hold the phone up to the wall so others could enjoy : 2)C : : : 3. You finally move out of your parents’ house. You are: : : a) 14 : : b) 18 : : c) Leave? You fuckin’ nuts? I get free underwear here! : 3)B : : : 4. You flip through your cable channels and come to find out, the cable company has opened up the hardcore adult channel. You: : : a) Call your parents to beg for forgiveness for not staying on one channel : : b) Blush, cover your eyes and call the cable company to rectify the situation : : c) HIT RECORD! : 4)C : : : 5. Belts: : : a) “NOOOO!” : : b) “Nice belt, can we change the subject now?” : : c) “Crack it a couple times, I love the sound of that!” : 5)B : : : 6. Friends are: : : a) Better left to the imagination, nothing good comes from reality : : b) Nice to have, but they must not have long hair, tattoos, piercing and own a bible : : c) GREAT! Especially if they’re the opposite sex and willing to spread the love : 6)B : : : 7. Breast feeding a child is: : : a) a sin : : b) creepy : : c) making me jealous : : d) whatever : 7)C : : : 8. If you had a chance to go back in time and live your life over, you would: : : a) ask your parents if you could : : b) demand stipulations : : c) “Do I have to?” : : d) Sure, let me just write down some things : 8)C : : : 9. Are you in therapy? : : a) Yes, but don’t tell Mother : : b) No, but I should be : : c) HELLZ YEAH! My therapist is HOT! : : d) Why? Should I be? : 9)D : : : 10. If you ever have kids: : : a) “finally, payback!” : : b) “the world doesn’t need another tortured soul” : : c) “I’m going to teach that little shit machine everything I know” : 10)C : : : 11. Who would you kill? : : a) “Who wouldn’t I kill?” : : b) “Killing is bad, and people shouldn’t do it…but if I had to, I’d kill Ghandi.” : : c) “Myself” : : d) “Osam bin Ladin’s mother. WHORE!” : : e) “I’m okay, thanks.” : 11)E : : : Again, if you want your score, please write "SCORE" below. : I still havent scored with yesterdays quiz.. but yes please SCORE me

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