Posted by Andeee has entitilitus at 209.208.191.157 on August 01, 2002 at 14:59:48:
In Reply to: fo' rizzy n' shizzy. posted by Pitstain on August 01, 2002 at 14:29:30:
: : what empire? I coat-tailed into one? I hardly knew Brian when he asked me to be a part of his site, how is that riding on his coattails?
: so you didn't start angrynakedpat.com yrself, and if brian didn't invite you on board you'd merely be the annoying guy from the view askew board and chat... NOW yr the annoying guy from the view askew board and chat who also makes unfunny videos and shills them via the view askew board by using his red-buddy's media empire (and i mean media empire with all due respect.. brian lynch can do no wrong 'cept when he asked you to do something for the site).
You're right, my stuff wouldn't get nearly as many hits without being on Brian's site and I thank him for that.....he asked me to put it on his site because he likes it, am I in the wrong here? If it wasn't for Angry Naked Pat I probably wouldn't be doing this at all.....I did a small comedy site, Brian asked me to do a section for angry naked pat, I had a lot of fun with it and then I started doing videos.....
: if angrynakedpat.com closed up shop today, where would you go? you would either stop or use andymilonakis.com for yr hosting and shill here in kevin smith's backyard.
I'd probably just stick with my Improv classes and keep making videos and yeah, host them myself and get much less hits........where would you go to talk shit about people if View Askew's website closed?
: yeah, i guess yr not really riding any coat tails.
really?
: : No because you make mean spirited attacks on my looks and feel the need to be a prick to me time and time again.....most people that are pretty happy aren't as venomous
: by that logic, you must be the most miserable human being on the planet. you are the most bitter, spiteful, mean-spirited person on this entire board. you take every opportunity to rip on people. as to making mean spirited attacks based on yr looks... i only remember two. the gary coleman line from above and then once you said something about having an 11 inch cock to which i replied you ARE an 11 inch cock.
awwwww, now we're getting somewhere....did I hurt your feelings on the board or in the chat room? I'm sowwy.....If someone is a total asshole, I'll respond do them......if a post is super retarded, maybe I'll parody it, but it's all tongue in cheek......but bitter, spiteful, mean-spirited? No...why don't you take a little poll,...
: if you were any less a dick i would probably feel bad about saying those things.
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, you probably said something prickish and maybe I hurt your widdle feelings......
: : Mr. Deeds .........yeah. I'm a huge Sandler fan........but I disagree with you there.......
: the difference there is adam sandler is 10+ years into a HUGELY successful career and is allowed to not be as "cutting edge" as he was... Adam Sandler circa '94 is not the same as Adam Sandler circa '02. He's got a wife and a mortgage and $100million in the bank and all that shit.
That's nice, I only made a comparison because you said I was ripping him off......good for him, I'm doing videos on my spare time, I don't plan to ever live up to either of them......
: : plan it? Have you ever seen Tom Green off camera when he's not pleasing an audience? No? Didn't think so.........and a lot of it isn't planned but since you know me so well, you're starting to convince me......
: okay, sybil. you're a more thought out tom green, but you don't really plan anything. erm, ok. and since i haven't seen tom green off camera, please, educate me... what planning/not-planning does he do/not do?
I get it, sybil had a lot of personalities, boy you're good.....who's the unfunny one here, me, right? oh yeah..... What I mean is, he's not all that spontaneous, he plans out his crazy acts more than you might think and he's putting on an act......
: :Not to mention, I'm no actor
: that's obvious from the videos.
wah wah wahhhh.......
: :I have a full time job as a network administrator
: well maybe you should spend some time working then... and while yr at it, reconfigue yr goddamned webserver's mime types to properly handle windows media files. that's why kids not using windows are getting gibberish on their screen when they try to click on one of yr "movies"
oooh, you told me, you took it to the old school and dissed my computer skills too......
: :and I'm trying to do something creative on my off time......some people like it, some don't....
: and some say they like it when they really don't... or some say they like it because they think it's supposed to be funny so they're supposed to like it... or some people say they like it because it says angrynakedpat.com in the url.
ok.......
: :but don't tell me you're not a bitter little fuck, reread your posts......
: what do i have to be bitter about? i'm quite happy these days. not liking you and being bitter are two different things... i will admit at any time that i don't like you; that yr an obnoxious little shit goes without saying.
: :I'm sorry I can't be as original as you and sit around and talk shit about people who are being creative......
: dude, have you ever read what you post on this message board? but you played the "being creative" trump so i must back down immediately... lawsa, me... that's like the chewbacca defense.
: :also, do some research before you spew your bullshit, because you have your facts all mixed up.
: what facts? we have been talking about nothing but opinions here. It's a fact that i think yr shit, but that doesn't necessarily make you shit. it's a fact that i think you would be an even bigger nothing without brian lynch's support, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's true. it's a fact that you think i'm a bitter asshole, but that doesn't make it so...
: quit playing the girl with the wounded knee and use this as motivation to grow. don't put out every piece of shit you come up with... refine it.
I've been working on that, but doing a video or two every week isn't easy, 90% of it isn't written, I think of an idea and roll with it, no one expects them to all be brilliant.......I'm going to have some that I spent time on, and others that i do in 10 minutes.....
then maybe someday you'll be writing for SNL and you can write a sketch called "fuck you, pitstain, and the horse you rode to get here" <--see there's room for a juicy double entendre there. then maybe this argument will have done some good.
Don't flatter yourself, there's plenty of assholes that feel the need to talk shit, you're not special......
: Everybody sucks while they're figuring out who they are, but most people don't put it on the internet for people to look at.
So the people that enjoy my weekly video clips are just followers or just like it because it's on Brian's site, correct?
: oh, and assholes don't always know they're assholes... sometimes they have to be told.
I tried, but you're not listening..........