Posted by Tom (POJK) at webcacheb10a.cache.pol.co.uk on August 02, 2002 at 11:58:11:
In Reply to: Hey POJK... posted by Championship_Vinyl on August 02, 2002 at 11:43:15:
...'Cunning Linguistics' is painfully cheesy, but 'Dangling Participles' is good. Liking 'Dear God, Please Let Charlie Brown Kick The Football' as well, but a little too American for my liking.
Still, you're the only person to enter the competition at this point, so it looks like you've got a good chance of winning. Feeling excited? You should be!
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: If your 'new Crapper column title' contest is still on, I have a few ideas...
: Not GOOD ideas, mind you, but ideas nonetheless.
: Okay, I envision your column in need of a title implying both a knowledge of the English language, in addition to a little sexual innuendo thrown in for good measure. I’m thinking something along the lines of "Cunning Linguistics" or "Dangling Participles."
: Either that, or you need something plain, simple and honest, like "Dear God, Please Let Charlie Brown Kick The Football."