Posted by Championship_Vinyl at 199.234.88.30 on August 02, 2002 at 11:43:15:
In Reply to: Didn't talk to me... posted by Tom (POJK) on August 02, 2002 at 11:05:02:
If your 'new Crapper column title' contest is still on, I have a few ideas...
Not GOOD ideas, mind you, but ideas nonetheless.
Okay, I envision your column in need of a title implying both a knowledge of the English language, in addition to a little sexual innuendo thrown in for good measure. I’m thinking something along the lines of "Cunning Linguistics" or "Dangling Participles."
Either that, or you need something plain, simple and honest, like "Dear God, Please Let Charlie Brown Kick The Football."