Posted by Tom (POJK) at webcacheb10a.cache.pol.co.uk on August 02, 2002 at 11:05:02:
In Reply to: I talk to whole board at once! You like it or not! posted by Isis on August 02, 2002 at 10:59:46:
...I was talking about dragons. Maybe not on the board or even to anyone else, but I was still talking about 'em. Your attitude towards dragon-lovers is unacceptable in a modern day society, and frankly, I'm more than a little offended.
: I talk in all exclamation points!
: Good Will Hunting not written by Kevin! Why on earth would be more valuable marketing-wise for to be written by Ben and Matt when Ben and Matt not famous until after Good Will Hunting come out?!! Would not Kevin Smith be better sell at that point?! Plus movie not set in New Jersey! It make no sense!
: Hope Vincent foot feel better! Teach you to lift heavy German over head in strange romantic configuration! Type good script while heal! No take too many painkillers or you end up writing sequel to One Flew Over Cuckoo's Nest!
: No Lynch column make crowd unhappy! But Hook Your Pooter stupidest name for a column ever! What is my pooter?! Why would want it hooked?!!
: How Norm have girlfriend in town where everyone apparently know everyone and no one know his girlfriend?! Does he have boyfriend?!
: To guy asking for name of band -- if you have bluegrass band call it Burrowing Squirrels! If you have punk band call it Jocksucker! If you have nu-metal band plug your electric guitar straight into a socket!
: Kevin is 32 and still one foxy bitch! He older than Jim Morrison when he died, younger than Tupac when he died! And he is alive! And he is both sexier and more true to the streets than both of them combined! Yeah believe it! He the thuggish ruggish bone! Many happy returns!
: This post total rip off of Monkey Man! Except not funny! What do you ask for! I not get paid for this! You read it suckas!