that's funny...that was good!*nt*

Subject:

Comments:
: : Here's a little something I received in my email. Thought you all might enjoy it ^_^ : : : : > Alternative ending to The Empire Strikes Back : : > : : > : : > : : >A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE : : >SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off : : >Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs : : >away. He looks round, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down. : : > : : >DARTH VADER: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father. : : > : : >LUKE: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! : : > : : >DARTH VADER: No! I am your father! : : > : : >LUKE: No, it's not true! It's impossible. : : > : : >DARTH VADER: Search your feelings; you know it to be true. : : > : : >LUKE: NO! : : > : : >DARTH VADER: Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that brass : : >droid of yours? : : > : : >LUKE: Threepio? : : > : : >DARTH VADER: Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years old. : : > : : >LUKE: No! : : > : : >DARTH VADER: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, : : >no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp. : : > : : >LUKE: I destroyed your precious Death Star! : : > : : >DARTH VADER: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly : : >destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship! : : > : : >LUKE: Well, it's not my fault. : : > : : >DARTH VADER: Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I : : >wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith.. : : >waahhh wahhh! : : > : : >LUKE: Shut up. : : > : : >DARTH VADER: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had : : >exterminated the Jedi knights! : : > : : >LUKE: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon... : : > : : >DARTH VADER: Oh, for the love of the Emperor, 10 years old, winner of >the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here >baby! : : > : : >Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it. : : > : : >DARTH VADER: I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are, : : >but you sure ain't mine. : : > : : >Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the >shaft. Darth Vader looks down after him. : : > : : >DARTH VADER: And get a haircut!

Optional Link URL:
Link Title:
Optional Image URL: