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: : Introducing the new breed of polls! INTERACTIVITY IS HERE! Created by top Portuguese scientists, ok - mainly me... but still! Now have feedback for your answers! Try it.... you like it. : : On with the show! : : 1. Men: : : a) Large FAKE Breasts : : b) Small REAL Breasts : : Ladies: : : a) Large Penis LARGER ego : : b) Small Penis SMALLER ego : : 2. Would you marry someone in their 30’s with their tongue pierced? : : a) Yes : : b) No : : c) Marry someone in their 30’s!? That’s too soon! : : : : 3. You know you’re in love when: : : a) you both order the same drink : : b) you both own the same movies : : c) you both laugh after you fart : : 3. What is the first thing you look for when on a date? : : a) nice shoes : : b) nice smile : : c) a condom : : 5. More important in a relationship: : : a) honesty : : b) romance : : c) naked twister : : 6. Who wears the pants in the family? : : a) Man : : b) Woman : : c) Whoever pays for them : : 7. Which is funnier? : : a) Watching a stranger trip : : b) Watching a stranger trip and fall : : c) Watching a stranger trip, fall and scream : : 8. If love is “Never having to say you’re sorry,” do you apologize for: : : a) eating your partner’s last pudding snack : : b) watching a “naughty” movie as they sleep next to you : : c) when asked by your younger, good looking neighbor to “evaluate” their new no-tan-line tan for consistency, you eagerly say yes and offer to bring your camcorder : : d) all of the above : : 9. Your partner’s pet dog is old, sick, ugly and going to die soon. Do you: : : a) let it sleep in between you and your partner in bed : : b) volunteer to administer the suppositories yourself : : c) offer to euthanize it : : 10. Which is nicer to do with your partner? : : a) sitting and watching the same television show Friday night : : b) sharing the Sunday paper over breakfast : : c) playing board games on Saturday night : : 11. Subject of kids. : : a) sure, whatever… I need someone to entertain me : : b) spawning is nice : : c) I really need to spread these “good looking” genes. For the betterment of the world. : : d) Life is precious. And I’m gonna kick ass as a parent. But only if they misbehave. : : Thank you. If you would like your score, please say “SCORE” below.

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