Posted by Oi-not so Punk at c-24-125-75-20.va.client2.attbi.com on July 31, 2002 at 17:33:59:
Introducing the new breed of polls! INTERACTIVITY IS HERE! Created by top Portuguese scientists, ok - mainly me... but still! Now have feedback for your answers! Try it.... you like it.
On with the show!
1. Men:
a) Large FAKE Breasts
b) Small REAL Breasts
Ladies:
a) Large Penis LARGER ego
b) Small Penis SMALLER ego
2. Would you marry someone in their 30’s with their tongue pierced?
a) Yes
b) No
c) Marry someone in their 30’s!? That’s too soon!
3. You know you’re in love when:
a) you both order the same drink
b) you both own the same movies
c) you both laugh after you fart
3. What is the first thing you look for when on a date?
a) nice shoes
b) nice smile
c) a condom
5. More important in a relationship:
a) honesty
b) romance
c) naked twister
6. Who wears the pants in the family?
a) Man
b) Woman
c) Whoever pays for them
7. Which is funnier?
a) Watching a stranger trip
b) Watching a stranger trip and fall
c) Watching a stranger trip, fall and scream
8. If love is “Never having to say you’re sorry,” do you apologize for:
a) eating your partner’s last pudding snack
b) watching a “naughty” movie as they sleep next to you
c) when asked by your younger, good looking neighbor to “evaluate” their new no-tan-line tan for consistency, you eagerly say yes and offer to bring your camcorder
d) all of the above
9. Your partner’s pet dog is old, sick, ugly and going to die soon. Do you:
a) let it sleep in between you and your partner in bed
b) volunteer to administer the suppositories yourself
c) offer to euthanize it
10. Which is nicer to do with your partner?
a) sitting and watching the same television show Friday night
b) sharing the Sunday paper over breakfast
c) playing board games on Saturday night
11. Subject of kids.
a) sure, whatever… I need someone to entertain me
b) spawning is nice
c) I really need to spread these “good looking” genes. For the betterment of the world.
d) Life is precious. And I’m gonna kick ass as a parent. But only if they misbehave.
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