Posted by Rosie55 at 12.41.160.162 on July 31, 2002 at 17:44:55:
In Reply to: COME SCORE WITH MY LOVE POLL! posted by Oi-not so Punk on July 31, 2002 at 17:33:59:
: Introducing the new breed of polls! INTERACTIVITY IS HERE! Created by top Portuguese scientists, ok - mainly me... but still! Now have feedback for your answers! Try it.... you like it.
: On with the show!
: 1. Men:
: a) Large FAKE Breasts
: b) Small REAL Breasts
: Ladies:
: a) Large Penis LARGER ego
: b) Small Penis SMALLER ego
1)(I dig gals too so B for them) A, big peenie
: 2. Would you marry someone in their 30’s with their tongue pierced?
: a) Yes
: b) No
: c) Marry someone in their 30’s!? That’s too soon!
2)A
:
: 3. You know you’re in love when:
: a) you both order the same drink
: b) you both own the same movies
: c) you both laugh after you fart
3)C
: 3. What is the first thing you look for when on a date?
: a) nice shoes
: b) nice smile
: c) a condom
4)B
: 5. More important in a relationship:
: a) honesty
: b) romance
: c) naked twister
5)A
: 6. Who wears the pants in the family?
: a) Man
: b) Woman
: c) Whoever pays for them
6)C
: 7. Which is funnier?
: a) Watching a stranger trip
: b) Watching a stranger trip and fall
: c) Watching a stranger trip, fall and scream
7)B
: 8. If love is “Never having to say you’re sorry,” do you apologize for:
: a) eating your partner’s last pudding snack
: b) watching a “naughty” movie as they sleep next to you
: c) when asked by your younger, good looking neighbor to “evaluate” their new no-tan-line tan for consistency, you eagerly say yes and offer to bring your camcorder
: d) all of the above
8)D
: 9. Your partner’s pet dog is old, sick, ugly and going to die soon. Do you:
: a) let it sleep in between you and your partner in bed
: b) volunteer to administer the suppositories yourself
: c) offer to euthanize it
9)A
: 10. Which is nicer to do with your partner?
: a) sitting and watching the same television show Friday night
: b) sharing the Sunday paper over breakfast
: c) playing board games on Saturday night
10)B
: 11. Subject of kids.
: a) sure, whatever… I need someone to entertain me
: b) spawning is nice
: c) I really need to spread these “good looking” genes. For the betterment of the world.
: d) Life is precious. And I’m gonna kick ass as a parent. But only if they misbehave.
11)B
: Thank you. If you would like your score, please say “SCORE” below.
SCORE!!! WOO HOOO!! Oh.. umm.. score me please!! I need validation!!!