I'm affraid....................VERY affraid! -nt

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: : Dear Mr. Smith: : : I´m sending you this email with a letter that was refused...AGAIN! : : There´s someone in your office who doesn´t like me. Definitely!! : : A small furtive glance...and they refuse them.Oh, Gosh!! The world is lost!!! : : So, I have no choice. I have to send you this email.( I hate " internet"- just for working- and all these things, but...Here I am!) : : ... : : Lisbon,the 21st July 2002 : : Dear Mr. Smith: : : Here I am AGAIN!I Know I´m breaking my promise AGAIN, but I swear ( AGAIN!) this time will be the last one. You can believe it! : : There´s a noble reason for these lines and I have to share it with you. : : As I told you before I use to read your column in ARENA and it is because of this that I´m writing to you. Your 3 last column ( June, July and August)are so, so, SO, SO funny and brilliant that I couldn´t avoid this letter. I had to write to you. Yes, I had! I laughed almost until death! ( AH!AH!AH!) I can see myself in each word you wrote. : : ... : : But first of all I want to say something: Your wife is a lucky woman for having a MAN like you sharing a life with her. And your little girl - Harley-...Your little girl is, undoubtedly, a fortunate kid because of you!! : : ... : : My second point is about your June´s column: I don´t Know if you know, because I don´t remember if I told you before, but I´m addicted on movies.Sometimes I wanna go to the movie theater and I can´t because I´ve already seen all of them. Every Friday there´s a Premiere and I use to go. MULHOLLAND DRIVE was not the exception but the rule, which means that I already saw that movie. And I would like to say that, like you, " when the credits started rolling, I didn´t get that at all. At that point I was just LOST; very, very lost." Your article had the merit of calming my soul.I´m not the only one!I´m not the only fucking idiot, ignorant and stupid! UFF!Great! : : (After all this time I´m still looking for the girl- the one who disappeared.Do you remember? Where is she? It must have been magic!!) : : ... : : I would like to propose you something: If you want, you can join me and we´ll set up a FOUNDATION with this amazing name:" LYNCH´S COMPLEX FOUNDATION"- for those who can´t sleep because of Lynch´s movies and have a big inferiority complex because they can´t understand his movies,and every morning when they wake up the first thing they use to ask is: " Am I really DUMB and STUPID?" : : With this FOUNDATION they would have therapy and, certainly, they would improve their quality of life. : : What do you think, buddy? : : ( How can a guy live without understanding Lynch´s movies?It´s impossible, buddy!Impossible!We have to do something!!) : : ... : : And if you still want" to break down Ron Howard´s front door, grab the oscar he´d just stolen, and present it to the guy who really deserved it instead", you can count on me! I´ll go there with you.Yes, I will!! I already bought black gloves and a mask. Are you ready for this mission, "Mr.Silent Bob"? (AH!AH!AH!) : : ... : : And now I´m about to leave...But before I´d like to wish you a great, GREAT, GREAT " SUMMER"...time!Enjoy it, buddy! ( And, obviously,keep your column up!) : : See you on heaven! : : Kisses, : : Elsa : : PS1-" There are MEN who fight...EVER and EVER. : : Those are the one we can´t prescind!" : : Brecht : : KEEP BEING ONE OF THEM! : : PS2-So..."Our buddy" is your daughter´s hero! : : UM... : : ( I´ve read about his romance with...you Know!!! This is the best way to forget a guy- Forever and Ever!) : : PS3- I didn´t go to "Spider-Man"´s Premiere. I was busy, I had no time and I missed it! : : I just saw the movie after reading your July´s column, and I followed your advice: I let my mind and my soul free and " the movie made me feel like a kid again." Even though " David Koepp´s bad dialogue"! ( AH!AH!AH!) : : Thank you! : : PS4- Just now I realized that your birthday will be next month- August-( Enjoy that day!) and we have the same age! COOL! : : 1970- Our year!! The best one! Right,buddy? Right!!! : : That´s why you are a SPECIAL and GREAT guy! : : I knew there was something special! ( AH!AH!AH!)

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