Posted by Isis at cau03.cau.cornell.edu on August 07, 2002 at 10:05:12:
Idle thoughts of the day...
First of all -- Vin. I thought about this whole autograph thing, and while the idea of some fanboy or girl semi-erotically fondling your foot-sweaty discarded cast sort of disgusts me, it also sort of turns me on. Trust me, someone would buy it. But tell me you're not really that broke.
Also...let's say you're not just clit-teasing the masses (and cockteasing too, yes yes boys who love boys who do boys like they're boys, I'm not disincluding you), okay? No more fronting. If you pose for EJay, I'll actually BUY that fucking movie that you're always hawking, A Somewhat Improved Place, even though I don't have a DVD player, and I'll write another epic review that you can post twenty million times.
Jennifer Schwalbach (?) Smith -- if you EVER read this board...I can definitely speak for a large group of loyal and literate fans when I say that we miss you. You are a gracious and thoughtful woman and I understand if you don't care to read nasty shit written by half-erect, half-witted young boys on the net. But please know that the true blues here appreciate and respect you.
Way back in the early days of my posting here, those who were around recall that pretty much everybody haaated me (yes you did! don't lie!), sometimes amusingly, sometimes viciously, but Jen sent me an e-mail saying basically keep your head up and represent for the ladies. It was such a small thing but it was touching. She's a very cool person all around.
Kevin -- thanks for answering my questions. I'm sorry if I come off as a beeyotch. It's the price of a curious nature.
Andy -- the only person I want to get into 200 post threads with is you. Come here and let me love you. Don't make me do the CRAZY DANCE. I found my magic wand and I'm feeling fiesty.
And my idle J-Lo thought of the day; like everyone else, I spend most of my day thinking about J-Lo. What is she doing, what is she eating, who is she with. But it should have occured to me that she and Ben were getting together, just from the fact that according to reports, about half of the $35 mil Jersey Girl budget is going towards their salaries?
Which means one or both is taking a pay cut. THAT's Hollywood love. Ain't it sweet?