Posted by Cthulhukat42 at 12-252-230-6.client.attbi.com on August 27, 2002 at 08:24:31:
In Reply to: Hands up, who works in a helpdesk? Anyone? posted by PretzelFan on August 27, 2002 at 08:15:04:
: I worked tonight nothing but fucking morons and nutters calling. Non-stop all night and its suppose to be quiet.
: One who was 8 months out of warrenty and her monitor died...
: 'I feel its my right as a consumer to complain about this and i want you to make your manager call me about this, im going to talk with consumer affairs tomorrow...'
: response if i didnt care about going to work anymore...
: 'I feel its my right as a technician for you to shove an umbrella up your ass and open it. And i want you to make your protologist to call you about tomorrow.'
: One who wouldnt give me any information...
: 'I have an Pentium 486 (lets forget for a second that they are 2 different models of the same thing) can i build a robot out of my computer?'
: Yet again...
: 'Yes, i recommend that you use a quality shopping trolley and double ply aluminuim foil which you should also use to insulate your home to prevent the aliens from controlling your thoughts'
: Fucking morons and Nutters. Bitter, yes. Going to work in the morning, sadly yes. Going to find the burbon right now? Bet your ass.