jewish green eggs and ham

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: fuckin spam mail. this little piece was right about "get the j lo blowjob video for free" : : GREEN EGGS AND WHAT? : > The National Education Association is celebrating : "Read Across : America" : > by : > encouraging adults to read children. : > Of course, Green Eggs and Ham is one of the most : popular Dr. Seuss : > books. And there's the dilemma. How can Jewish : kids celebrate with : green Eggs : > and HAM?So, in honor of (and with apologies to the : estate of Dr. : Seuss) : here's a : > new ending for the story: : > : > Will you never see? : > They are not KOSHER, : > So let me be! : > : > I will not eat green eggs and ham. : > I will not eat them, Sam-I-am. : > But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit. : > Or I will try them with some brisket. : > I'll eat green eggs in a box. : > If you serve them with some lox. : > And those green eggs are worth a try : > Scrambled up in matzoh brie! : > : > And in a boat upon the river, : > I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver! : > So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan, : > But troubled by green eggs and ham, : > : > Let your friends in on the scoop: : > Green eggs taste best with chicken soup! : > : > And..... : > > Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream is now available in : Israel... in the : following : > > > flavors: : > > > > > Wailing Walnut : > > > > > Moishmellow : > > > > > Mazel Toffee : > > > > > Chazalnut : > > > > > Oy Ge-malt : > > > > > Mi Ka-mocha. : > > > > > Soda & Gamorra : > > > > > Bernard Malamint : > > > > > Berry Pr'i Hagafen : > > > > > Choc-Eilat Chip : > > > > > and finally (drum : roll,please).........Simchas T'oreo. : > > > : > > > > > It should also be noted that all these : flavors come in a : Cohen. : > > > : > > > : > > > Oye... bad..... Oye ge malt indeed! : Super silly...... : > : > PS for those of you who want a translation Pri : hagefen is the fruit : of : the vine

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