Posted by RST-1039 at adsl-61-88-103.mia.bellsouth.net on August 25, 2002 at 21:42:23:
In Reply to: jewish green eggs and ham posted by a dumb ugly teenager on August 25, 2002 at 21:40:30:
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: GREEN EGGS AND WHAT?
: > The National Education Association is celebrating
: "Read Across
: America"
: > by
: > encouraging adults to read children.
: > Of course, Green Eggs and Ham is one of the most
: popular Dr. Seuss
: > books. And there's the dilemma. How can Jewish
: kids celebrate with
: green Eggs
: > and HAM?So, in honor of (and with apologies to the
: estate of Dr.
: Seuss)
: here's a
: > new ending for the story:
: >
: > Will you never see?
: > They are not KOSHER,
: > So let me be!
: >
: > I will not eat green eggs and ham.
: > I will not eat them, Sam-I-am.
: > But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit.
: > Or I will try them with some brisket.
: > I'll eat green eggs in a box.
: > If you serve them with some lox.
: > And those green eggs are worth a try
: > Scrambled up in matzoh brie!
: >
: > And in a boat upon the river,
: > I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver!
: > So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
: > But troubled by green eggs and ham,
: >
: > Let your friends in on the scoop:
: > Green eggs taste best with chicken soup!
: >
: > And.....
: > > Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream is now available in
: Israel... in the
: following
: > > > flavors:
: > > > > > Wailing Walnut
: > > > > > Moishmellow
: > > > > > Mazel Toffee
: > > > > > Chazalnut
: > > > > > Oy Ge-malt
: > > > > > Mi Ka-mocha.
: > > > > > Soda & Gamorra
: > > > > > Bernard Malamint
: > > > > > Berry Pr'i Hagafen
: > > > > > Choc-Eilat Chip
: > > > > > and finally (drum
: roll,please).........Simchas T'oreo.
: > > >
: > > > > > It should also be noted that all these
: flavors come in a
: Cohen.
: > > >
: > > >
: > > > Oye... bad..... Oye ge malt indeed!
: Super silly......
: >
: > PS for those of you who want a translation Pri
: hagefen is the fruit
: of
: the vine