Posted by bob_the_rather_irrate_monkey at webcacheb02a.cache.pol.co.uk on November 07, 2002 at 17:40:32:
You are all too serious and bitchy on this board. What we need is a half-assed poem dedicated to Vinny's ferret to lighten the mood. Why, I just so happen to compose one:
Ferret Baron, how wonderful you are,
One day I'm sure you will be a star,
With an owner who's prominent at view askew,
It's only a matter of time till fame beckons you,
For now I'm sure you are quite content,
To eat, sleep, scratch and go round leaving your scent,
But one day I'm sure your ambition will grow,
And you will deem it time to let your talent show,
I have no doubt you'll become Hollywood's first ferret,
And I'm sure you can act better than that guy from Topgun, Tom Skerritt
Just one piece of advice for when stardom calls,
To help you avoid some major pitfalls,
Be careful of what you say and with who you are seen,
And for god's sake don't date Charlie Sheen,
I wish you, Ferret Baron, a long and happy life,
And hope one day you find a sexy ferret wife,
Hope to see you on the big screen soon, but until then
Stay out of harms way Baron, and don't let Vinny kneel on you again.