Posted by Vincent at bg-tc-ppp785.monmouth.com on November 08, 2002 at 03:43:07:
In Reply to: Ode to the ferret baron posted by bob_the_rather_irrate_monkey on November 07, 2002 at 17:40:32:
The Ferret Baron is asleep. Tomorrow I'll let him read this poem and post his response.
Vincent
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: Ferret Baron, how wonderful you are,
: One day I'm sure you will be a star,
: With an owner who's prominent at view askew,
: It's only a matter of time till fame beckons you,
: For now I'm sure you are quite content,
: To eat, sleep, scratch and go round leaving your scent,
: But one day I'm sure your ambition will grow,
: And you will deem it time to let your talent show,
: I have no doubt you'll become Hollywood's first ferret,
: And I'm sure you can act better than that guy from Topgun, Tom Skerritt
: Just one piece of advice for when stardom calls,
: To help you avoid some major pitfalls,
: Be careful of what you say and with who you are seen,
: And for god's sake don't date Charlie Sheen,
: I wish you, Ferret Baron, a long and happy life,
: And hope one day you find a sexy ferret wife,
: Hope to see you on the big screen soon, but until then
: Stay out of harms way Baron, and don't let Vinny kneel on you again.