I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS 4 KEV

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Posted by limey at 212.187.154.100 on November 29, 2002 at 10:35:38:

There's a new game in the VA household.

Q-Count

Apparently, Kevin Smith invites all his mates round, they probably have a few beers, i'm guessing about two, then the fun starts...

KEV: "Watch this, I'll post that "Any Questions?" line, just sit back and watch the amount of shit that comes back! Joy!

KEVS MATES: No Kev! No-one will fall for that old chestnut anymore. It's been done to death.

One post later.

KEV: Cha Ching! What'd I tell ya? suckers!

2 seconds later.

KEV: Right its over 50 now, pay up.

KEVS MATE #1:(handing over Miramax I.O.U.'s) I dont believe it! Thats the 10th time now! I'm broke! When will they ever learn?

KEVS MATE #2: Fuck it! Seriously, dont worry about it. It's their money anyway.....Ming. MING WE'RE BROKE! KEV'S PULLED A FAST ONE AGAIN!

MING: So? What do want from me, tears?

KEV MATE #1: What? No. Just sell some more shit form the office...

MING: Already done it all, only Amy Noble left now.

KEV MATE #1: How much you reckon we can get for her?

KEV: Thousand bucks, easy.

MING: Thousand bucks! No way...

KEV: Thousand bucks, trust me, these freaks will but anything.

VINCENT: What, even my toenail clippings?

KEV: No.

VINCENT: Why not?

KEV: Because, you are not me. My toenail clippings would go for a 200 a time I reckon, yours are not worth the cheese they are stuck to.

Pauses. Kev goes into deep thought

KEV: Hmmmmmmmmm, toenail clippings eh? Pass me the scissors.....Ladies and Gentlemen, another round of Q-Count???

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: There's a new game in the VA household. : Q-Count : Apparently, Kevin Smith invites all his mates round, they probably have a few beers, i'm guessing about two, then the fun starts... : KEV: "Watch this, I'll post that "Any Questions?" line, just sit back and watch the amount of shit that comes back! Joy! : KEVS MATES: No Kev! No-one will fall for that old chestnut anymore. It's been done to death. : One post later. : KEV: Cha Ching! What'd I tell ya? suckers! : 2 seconds later. : KEV: Right its over 50 now, pay up. : KEVS MATE #1:(handing over Miramax I.O.U.'s) I dont believe it! Thats the 10th time now! I'm broke! When will they ever learn? : KEVS MATE #2: Fuck it! Seriously, dont worry about it. It's their money anyway.....Ming. MING WE'RE BROKE! KEV'S PULLED A FAST ONE AGAIN! : MING: So? What do want from me, tears? : KEV MATE #1: What? No. Just sell some more shit form the office... : MING: Already done it all, only Amy Noble left now. : KEV MATE #1: How much you reckon we can get for her? : KEV: Thousand bucks, easy. : MING: Thousand bucks! No way... : KEV: Thousand bucks, trust me, these freaks will but anything. : VINCENT: What, even my toenail clippings? : KEV: No. : VINCENT: Why not? : KEV: Because, you are not me. My toenail clippings would go for a 200 a time I reckon, yours are not worth the cheese they are stuck to. : Pauses. Kev goes into deep thought : KEV: Hmmmmmmmmm, toenail clippings eh? Pass me the scissors.....Ladies and Gentlemen, another round of Q-Count??? :

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