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: : There's a new game in the VA household. : : Q-Count : : Apparently, Kevin Smith invites all his mates round, they probably have a few beers, i'm guessing about two, then the fun starts... : : KEV: "Watch this, I'll post that "Any Questions?" line, just sit back and watch the amount of shit that comes back! Joy! : : KEVS MATES: No Kev! No-one will fall for that old chestnut anymore. It's been done to death. : : One post later. : : KEV: Cha Ching! What'd I tell ya? suckers! : : 2 seconds later. : : KEV: Right its over 50 now, pay up. : : KEVS MATE #1:(handing over Miramax I.O.U.'s) I dont believe it! Thats the 10th time now! I'm broke! When will they ever learn? : : KEVS MATE #2: Fuck it! Seriously, dont worry about it. It's their money anyway.....Ming. MING WE'RE BROKE! KEV'S PULLED A FAST ONE AGAIN! : : MING: So? What do want from me, tears? : : KEV MATE #1: What? No. Just sell some more shit form the office... : : MING: Already done it all, only Amy Noble left now. : : KEV MATE #1: How much you reckon we can get for her? : : KEV: Thousand bucks, easy. : : MING: Thousand bucks! No way... : : KEV: Thousand bucks, trust me, these freaks will but anything. : : VINCENT: What, even my toenail clippings? : : KEV: No. : : VINCENT: Why not? : : KEV: Because, you are not me. My toenail clippings would go for a 200 a time I reckon, yours are not worth the cheese they are stuck to. : : Pauses. Kev goes into deep thought : : KEV: Hmmmmmmmmm, toenail clippings eh? Pass me the scissors.....Ladies and Gentlemen, another round of Q-Count??? : :

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