Posted by rcpweiner at adsl-65-42-242-10.dsl.lgnnmi.ameritech.net on November 26, 2002 at 20:34:42:
EXT. CINDY'S HOUSE - MORNING
CINDY CAMPBELL, fresh off her adventures in 'Scary Movie 2', comes home. She walks up the stairs and trips over her CAT. A hilarious spill down the stairs ensues. When she gets up, she gives one of her "That's weird" faces and gets back up. As she walks up the stairs again, she trips over a skateboard. Once again, a hilarious spill down the stairs ensues. She gives her face again, and this time looks up at the stairs. At the top of them are SHORTY MEEKS and RAY WILKINS (The Wayans characters). They both are wearing robes and give her "Let's do it!" eyes. Cindy, seeing this, takes off her shirt and plays with her boobies. Shorty and Ray walk back into the bedroom. Cindy takes off her pants and follows them upstairs for their big black sausages. As she walks upstairs, she trips over a rolling pin. Another hilarious spill down the stairs ensues. She gets up, totally naked, and stays there, standing naked in front of the stairs. She stands and plays with her boobies some more for the remainder 96 minutes of the film.
FADE TO BLACK.
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