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Posted by MudHippy at st136123.ithaca.edu on December 04, 2002 at 18:50:35:

*start tape*

Hello and welcome to the “Learn Churl-ease Quick” Audio tape. Now, you can speak fluent Churlish, just like all your cool, dog-raping friends. We’ll start with the basics:

English: Hello, how are you?

Churl-ease: eat a spoonful of ass

English: I do not appreciate your comment.

Churl-ease: dont get me started on youre mom bith

English: You’re not very smart, good-bye.

Churl-ease: dmb fuck, shut p

English: Wow, that’s cool!

Churl-ease: now that's h4rdc0r3!

English: Kevin Smith is a respectable man, with a wonderful personality and I’m sure that many lovely women are attracted to him. I am envious of his good looks and charm, and hope to someday be a decent and honest human being like he is.

Churl-ease: if i were kevin smith id be rippin up ladys pantys all over the block spredin love and juce everwhere. that tubby fat ass got marryed like a dumb ass. if i was a hollywood d3wd id be tappin all the ass in town and shavin that st3wpid beered right tha FUCK OFF. I'd be kickin it MAD RIGHT

Very good! Soon you will be the envy of all who surround you!

*stop tape*

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thats not how i am Churlish 21:33:59 12/04/02 (1)
- Re: thats not how i am MudHippy 23:23:07 12/04/02 (0)
That was hilarious....heh! *NT* Sheila_C 20:34:48 12/04/02 (0)
That was great.. lol *nt* Gabe S. 19:46:01 12/04/02 (0)
Thanks! Snip, the magic carpet rider! 18:55:07 12/04/02 (1)
- You're welcome! MudHippy 18:57:16 12/04/02 (0)
That was good - thanks, I needed a laugh (NT) Something-Like-37 18:52:14 12/04/02 (0)

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: *start tape* : Hello and welcome to the “Learn Churl-ease Quick” Audio tape. Now, you can speak fluent Churlish, just like all your cool, dog-raping friends. We’ll start with the basics: : English: Hello, how are you? : Churl-ease: eat a spoonful of ass : English: I do not appreciate your comment. : Churl-ease: dont get me started on youre mom bith : English: You’re not very smart, good-bye. : Churl-ease: dmb fuck, shut p : English: Wow, that’s cool! : Churl-ease: now that's h4rdc0r3! : English: Kevin Smith is a respectable man, with a wonderful personality and I’m sure that many lovely women are attracted to him. I am envious of his good looks and charm, and hope to someday be a decent and honest human being like he is. : Churl-ease: if i were kevin smith id be rippin up ladys pantys all over the block spredin love and juce everwhere. that tubby fat ass got marryed like a dumb ass. if i was a hollywood d3wd id be tappin all the ass in town and shavin that st3wpid beered right tha FUCK OFF. I'd be kickin it MAD RIGHT : : Very good! Soon you will be the envy of all who surround you! : *stop tape*

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