Posted by Gabe S. at netcache-2001.public.lawson.webtv.net on December 04, 2002 at 19:46:01:
In Reply to: I'm out to annoy people today. posted by MudHippy on December 04, 2002 at 18:50:35:
: *start tape*
: Hello and welcome to the “Learn Churl-ease Quick” Audio tape. Now, you can speak fluent Churlish, just like all your cool, dog-raping friends. We’ll start with the basics:
: English: Hello, how are you?
: Churl-ease: eat a spoonful of ass
: English: I do not appreciate your comment.
: Churl-ease: dont get me started on youre mom bith
: English: You’re not very smart, good-bye.
: Churl-ease: dmb fuck, shut p
: English: Wow, that’s cool!
: Churl-ease: now that's h4rdc0r3!
: English: Kevin Smith is a respectable man, with a wonderful personality and I’m sure that many lovely women are attracted to him. I am envious of his good looks and charm, and hope to someday be a decent and honest human being like he is.
: Churl-ease: if i were kevin smith id be rippin up ladys pantys all over the block spredin love and juce everwhere. that tubby fat ass got marryed like a dumb ass. if i was a hollywood d3wd id be tappin all the ass in town and shavin that st3wpid beered right tha FUCK OFF. I'd be kickin it MAD RIGHT
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: Very good! Soon you will be the envy of all who surround you!
: *stop tape*