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: : 1. Did Jennifer's paparazzi interfere with the making of Jersey Girl in any way? Any good stories? : yes : : 2. Are you raising Harley Catholic? Why or why not? : probaly thats what poeple do : : 3. Being as you're goin' PG-13 at this stage in the game, have you ever considered making a children's movie? What would it be about? : it shoul be about jay and silentbob slappin children but itd probaly be about religin or complecx relaytiontips and shit : : 4. What would you do if you were forced to retire from the industry, to support yourself? : smoke fat ass blunts : : 5. Have you kept up the non-smoking? : smoke fat ass blunts : : 6. If you were given a limitless budget to remake any of your movies, and were guaranteed that any actor you wanted to cast would take the role, which movie would it be, and how would you improve upon the original? : id remake dogma and stil cast ben afleck but this time id smash his head on camera and piss on his body from the top of a bilding then have the stripers in the movie ACTULY STRIP : : 7. Same question as above, but for someone else's movie. : what : : 8. Who's your favorite comedian? : adam sandlerz fuckin hilarius the sand man : : 9. If you could live in any other time period or place, where and when would it be, and why? : ten years from now so i coud by all the music thats not out yet : : 10. If Lynch came over to your house dressed like Baby Huey, what would you do? : who the fuck is lynch and who the fuck is baby huey : : 11. Harley accidentally sees Chasing Amy at age 7 and asks what fisting is. What do you tell her? : fisting is what hapens when u ask me ste3pid questons honey. POW! in teh nose : : 12. What male celebrities do you secretly have a crush on? : uhhhhhhhhhhh GAY : : 13. How much money would you have to be offered to make a movie starring Britney Spears? What would the movie be about? Caveat: if the movie's not a success, or if Britney refuses to play the part, you don't get the money -- I say this only so you won't suggest she roll in cowpies for two hours or whatever. : shit id do it for free just to make her do top less stuff : : 14. What is your biggest fear? : i fear two things jack and shit : : 15. Do you have any plans for the book about the Satanist astrophysicist that you optioned? I can't remember the name of the book or the guy, this is really just a dig to get you to tell me. : no next queston : : 16. Would you serve in the military if drafted? Why or why not? : sure ill fight mufuggaz if the cash is good : : 17. A horrible plague wipes out everyone on the earth except for you, but leaves all human technology intact. What's the first thing you do? : move in2 ozzys house and LIVE LARGE 4EVER : : 18. What's the wierdest dream you've ever had (while sleeping)? : i dont want 2 talk abot that : : 19. What's the most flamboyant piece of clothing you own? : i aint byin close to set them on fire st3pid : : 20. When you're in a bookstore, what section do you go to first? : the exit NYAAAA : : 21. What is the oddest thing that one of your fans has said and/or given to you? : use yer imaganaton! sluuurp : churlish out!

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