Posted by Isis at 166.61.227.239 on December 04, 2002 at 18:47:45:
Kevin never answers questions anymore, well, I never ask him any anymore, so now I'm issuing y'all a SHA-LANGE. Are there any possible questions we haven't asked this man? I'm going to try for 21 that I haven't personally asked myself or seen asked. Let's go girls.
1. Did Jennifer's paparazzi interfere with the making of Jersey Girl in any way? Any good stories?
2. Are you raising Harley Catholic? Why or why not?
3. Being as you're goin' PG-13 at this stage in the game, have you ever considered making a children's movie? What would it be about?
4. What would you do if you were forced to retire from the industry, to support yourself?
5. Have you kept up the non-smoking?
6. If you were given a limitless budget to remake any of your movies, and were guaranteed that any actor you wanted to cast would take the role, which movie would it be, and how would you improve upon the original?
7. Same question as above, but for someone else's movie.
8. Who's your favorite comedian?
9. If you could live in any other time period or place, where and when would it be, and why?
10. If Lynch came over to your house dressed like Baby Huey, what would you do?
11. Harley accidentally sees Chasing Amy at age 7 and asks what fisting is. What do you tell her?
12. What male celebrities do you secretly have a crush on?
13. How much money would you have to be offered to make a movie starring Britney Spears? What would the movie be about? Caveat: if the movie's not a success, or if Britney refuses to play the part, you don't get the money -- I say this only so you won't suggest she roll in cowpies for two hours or whatever.
14. What is your biggest fear?
15. Do you have any plans for the book about the Satanist astrophysicist that you optioned? I can't remember the name of the book or the guy, this is really just a dig to get you to tell me.
16. Would you serve in the military if drafted? Why or why not?
17. A horrible plague wipes out everyone on the earth except for you, but leaves all human technology intact. What's the first thing you do?
18. What's the wierdest dream you've ever had (while sleeping)?
19. What's the most flamboyant piece of clothing you own?
20. When you're in a bookstore, what section do you go to first?
21. What is the oddest thing that one of your fans has said and/or given to you?
That was tough. I have no clue if Kevin's even around to answer, so if y'all get bored, you can pretend you're Kevin and answer these questions. DAMN I'm rocking your asses today, don't even pretend I'm not.
Coming soon...21 Actual Questions for Someone Else! WHEEEEE!