I'm not Smalls but...

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: I'm a sucker for a poll : : Now if Kevin shows up here and is bored, he has to pretend to be Smalls and answer these questions accordingly. : : 1. If your favorite Guns and Roses song were to be covered by another artist of your choosing, which song would it be and what artist? : Knockin on Heavens door by Reel Big Fish? That just seems interesting to me. : : 2. What is the geekiest thing you own? : I'm pretty un-geekish. I guess the Star Wars trilogy? : : 3. Are you secretly in love with Brian Lynch? : No. : : 4. How's your love life going, other than being secretly in love with Brian Lynch? : Fine and Dandy...except Brian wont return my calls... : : 5. You're running for president in 2004. What's your basic platform and who's your running mate? : 'Education- A waste of Americas tax dollars' and Kevin Smith would be my running mate. : : 6. Smitty and Lynch totally fuck up the Scary Movie script and are fired in disgrace. They hire you to fix it. What do you do? : Fix it I suppose : : 7. You've been accused of being "too snobbish for porn". Let's clear up these horrible rumors now, the line must be drawn HYAH! What's your favorite piece of pornography (still, video, print, whatever)? : the 'Drrty' music video : : 8. Are you into emo? Don't lie. : I used to be. Now its only a few select bands. : : 9. If you were a character in a Kevin Smith movie, which character would you be and why? : Banky. Cause he just plain rules at life. : : 10. Would you pose for suggestive Auction Askew photos if asked? HINT HINT, powers that be...don't pass up a money maker like THIS HERE. : Uh sure : : 11. Are you a feminist? Why or why not? : No. I'm a guy. : : 12. What's your favorite beer? : Not a beer fan really. : : 13. If Bob Dylan wrote a country song about you, what would its title be? : 'Will rules at everything' : : 14. If you had to be stuck on a desert island with 10 people (anyone, not just people you know) for the rest of your life, who would those people be? : Jason Lee : Kev : Ed Norton : Matt Damon : Trey Parker : Matt Stone : Mr. Brett : Spicy McHaggis : Bam Magera (Just to spice things up) : and Jenna Jameson : : 15. You've been accused of being a "know-it-all" with "abrasive opinions". What's one subject you know nothing about, but would like to learn? : Lacross? : : 16. What's your most practical skill/talent? : I play hockey. Thats a talent! : : 17. What's your least practical skill/talent? : I dunno really : : 18. If Courtney Love, Shakira and Pink got into a catfight, who would you root for and why? Yes, you have to pick one. : Shakira. I want to see her winner dance. And courtney love needs a good ass kicking. : : 19. Who's your favorite Beatle? : Paul. By far. He just seems genuinly nice. : : 20. If you were creating a superhero comic with the main character based on yourself, what would your name and powers be? : Willy Boy : Just all around kicks ass : : 21. What's your favorite website that has nothing to do with ViewAskew, or anyone who posts on this board? : www.fark.com : : Sock it to me. Or as Nixon would say, "Sock it...to ME?" : ok?

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