21 Questions for Smalls! And the Fun NEVER Stops!

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Posted by Isis at 166.61.234.69 on December 08, 2002 at 14:27:36:

Now if Kevin shows up here and is bored, he has to pretend to be Smalls and answer these questions accordingly.

1. If your favorite Guns and Roses song were to be covered by another artist of your choosing, which song would it be and what artist?

2. What is the geekiest thing you own?

3. Are you secretly in love with Brian Lynch?

4. How's your love life going, other than being secretly in love with Brian Lynch?

5. You're running for president in 2004. What's your basic platform and who's your running mate?

6. Smitty and Lynch totally fuck up the Scary Movie script and are fired in disgrace. They hire you to fix it. What do you do?

7. You've been accused of being "too snobbish for porn". Let's clear up these horrible rumors now, the line must be drawn HYAH! What's your favorite piece of pornography (still, video, print, whatever)?

8. Are you into emo? Don't lie.

9. If you were a character in a Kevin Smith movie, which character would you be and why?

10. Would you pose for suggestive Auction Askew photos if asked? HINT HINT, powers that be...don't pass up a money maker like THIS HERE.

11. Are you a feminist? Why or why not?

12. What's your favorite beer?

13. If Bob Dylan wrote a country song about you, what would its title be?

14. If you had to be stuck on a desert island with 10 people (anyone, not just people you know) for the rest of your life, who would those people be?

15. You've been accused of being a "know-it-all" with "abrasive opinions". What's one subject you know nothing about, but would like to learn?

16. What's your most practical skill/talent?

17. What's your least practical skill/talent?

18. If Courtney Love, Shakira and Pink got into a catfight, who would you root for and why? Yes, you have to pick one.

19. Who's your favorite Beatle?

20. If you were creating a superhero comic with the main character based on yourself, what would your name and powers be?

21. What's your favorite website that has nothing to do with ViewAskew, or anyone who posts on this board?

Sock it to me. Or as Nixon would say, "Sock it...to ME?"

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Poll!!!!! Thank the Lord Deltron 17:09:52 12/08/02 (7)
- "I think feminism is bullshit." who cares who sent the paper 19:21:34 12/08/02 (6)
  - Jesus Christ. Deltron 21:46:55 12/08/02 (5)
    - Nuh-uh. Smalls 22:09:42 12/08/02 (4)
      - Fuck off, buddy Deltron 23:13:07 12/08/02 (3)
        
        You're missing the point.... VioLenT BoB (Dr.J0nes) 23:50:47 12/08/02 (2)
        
        Let me rephrase my statement, then. Deltron 01:31:37 12/09/02 (1)
        
        Not true. VioLenT BoB (Dr.J0nes) 04:32:48 12/09/02 (0)
Yeah, but I'll put the fun into neutral. Smalls 16:29:54 12/08/02 (2)
- Addendum. Smalls 17:32:01 12/08/02 (0)
- God, I *heart* you. MichelleInMichigan 16:36:25 12/08/02 (0)
Re: 21 Questions for Smalls! And the Fun NEVER St DRD #37 16:01:19 12/08/02 (0)
Fuck it, if Smalls isn't going to answer . . . RubyTuesday 15:54:49 12/08/02 (1)
- He'd be put off by the implication he's red Breckiono 15:59:56 12/08/02 (0)
That was pretty good, but... Tom (POJK) 15:44:53 12/08/02 (0)
Re: 21 Questions for Smalls! And the Fun NEVER St whynotsmile99 15:21:56 12/08/02 (3)
- You'd masturbate guys to death? nt MoobyGoldenCalf 15:37:13 12/08/02 (2)
  - yes whynotsmile99 15:52:39 12/08/02 (1)
    - My mommy told me about guys like you....nt MoobyGoldenCalf 16:02:11 12/08/02 (0)
That's not fair! Glen 15:02:54 12/08/02 (0)
I'm not Smalls but... MoobyGoldenCalf 14:52:08 12/08/02 (0)

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: Now if Kevin shows up here and is bored, he has to pretend to be Smalls and answer these questions accordingly. : 1. If your favorite Guns and Roses song were to be covered by another artist of your choosing, which song would it be and what artist? : 2. What is the geekiest thing you own? : 3. Are you secretly in love with Brian Lynch? : 4. How's your love life going, other than being secretly in love with Brian Lynch? : 5. You're running for president in 2004. What's your basic platform and who's your running mate? : 6. Smitty and Lynch totally fuck up the Scary Movie script and are fired in disgrace. They hire you to fix it. What do you do? : 7. You've been accused of being "too snobbish for porn". Let's clear up these horrible rumors now, the line must be drawn HYAH! What's your favorite piece of pornography (still, video, print, whatever)? : 8. Are you into emo? Don't lie. : 9. If you were a character in a Kevin Smith movie, which character would you be and why? : 10. Would you pose for suggestive Auction Askew photos if asked? HINT HINT, powers that be...don't pass up a money maker like THIS HERE. : 11. Are you a feminist? Why or why not? : 12. What's your favorite beer? : 13. If Bob Dylan wrote a country song about you, what would its title be? : 14. If you had to be stuck on a desert island with 10 people (anyone, not just people you know) for the rest of your life, who would those people be? : 15. You've been accused of being a "know-it-all" with "abrasive opinions". What's one subject you know nothing about, but would like to learn? : 16. What's your most practical skill/talent? : 17. What's your least practical skill/talent? : 18. If Courtney Love, Shakira and Pink got into a catfight, who would you root for and why? Yes, you have to pick one. : 19. Who's your favorite Beatle? : 20. If you were creating a superhero comic with the main character based on yourself, what would your name and powers be? : 21. What's your favorite website that has nothing to do with ViewAskew, or anyone who posts on this board? : Sock it to me. Or as Nixon would say, "Sock it...to ME?"

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