Posted by Deltron at aca6869c.ipt.aol.com on December 08, 2002 at 17:09:52:
In Reply to: 21 Questions for Smalls! And the Fun NEVER Stops! posted by Isis on December 08, 2002 at 14:27:36:
: 1. If your favorite Guns and Roses song were to be covered by another artist of your choosing, which song would it be and what artist?:
I'm not big on Guns and Roses so I'm saying Paradise City by the Beastie Boys. That'd just be silly.
: 2. What is the geekiest thing you own?:
A bunch of Final Fantasy games
: 3. Are you secretly in love with Brian Lynch?:
No.
: 4. How's your love life going, other than being secretly in love with Brian Lynch?:
Honkey dorey
: 5. You're running for president in 2004. What's your basic platform and who's your running mate?:
Eliminate the class structure and my running mate is Norm Macdonald.
: 6. Smitty and Lynch totally fuck up the Scary Movie script and are fired in disgrace. They hire you to fix it. What do you do?:
Hire Smitty and Lynch back then fire them again, just so I can come on here and go I FIRED KEVIN SMITH and get flamed by the dicksucking fanboys.
: 7. You've been accused of being "too snobbish for porn". Let's clear up these horrible rumors now, the line must be drawn HYAH! What's your favorite piece of pornography (still, video, print, whatever)?:
I like ALL porn.
: 8. Are you into emo? Don't lie.:
No.
: 9. If you were a character in a Kevin Smith movie, which character would you be and why?:
That one guy pegged it down a while ago, the pizza delivery guy in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
: 10. Would you pose for suggestive Auction Askew photos if asked? HINT HINT, powers that be...don't pass up a money maker like THIS HERE.:
No
: 11. Are you a feminist? Why or why not?:
No. I think feminism is bullshit.
: 12. What's your favorite beer?:
Natural Ice!! Cheap as shit and a high alcohol content.
: 13. If Bob Dylan wrote a country song about you, what would its title be?:
"The Intolerable Monster and his Six Cent Sharpshooter"
: 14. If you had to be stuck on a desert island with 10 people (anyone, not just people you know) for the rest of your life, who would those people be?:
Any ten slutty supermodels.
: 15. You've been accused of being a "know-it-all" with "abrasive opinions". What's one subject you know nothing about, but would like to learn?:
Music in general.
: 16. What's your most practical skill/talent?:
Masturbation.
: 17. What's your least practical skill/talent?:
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon
: 18. If Courtney Love, Shakira and Pink got into a catfight, who would you root for and why? Yes, you have to pick one.:
Shakira, because Courtney's a smackhead and Pink's a fucking dyke.
: 19. Who's your favorite Beatle?:
Paul.
: 20. If you were creating a superhero comic with the main character based on yourself, what would your name and powers be?:
The Kung Fu Magician. And I'd be a kung fu magician, duh.
: 21. What's your favorite website that has nothing to do with ViewAskew, or anyone who posts on this board?:
Probably the Daily Rotten.