Fuck it, if Smalls isn't going to answer . . .

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: : Now if Kevin shows up here and is bored, he has to pretend to be Smalls and answer these questions accordingly. : : 1. If your favorite Guns and Roses song were to be covered by another artist of your choosing, which song would it be and what artist? : Sweet Child O' Mine by um, Billy Joel? : : 2. What is the geekiest thing you own? : An Innocent Man by Billy Joel. : : 3. Are you secretly in love with Brian Lynch? : Yes. Isn't everyone? : : 4. How's your love life going, other than being secretly in love with Brian Lynch? : My marriage is fine. (My husband isn't aware of my crush on Lynch.) I am concerned, though, that I gave Lynch the impression that I might start stalking him, (when I told him I might start stalking him). NOTE TO LYNCH: Sorry if I made you nervous. Even if it WAS in my heart, I don't have the time to stalk you. (Although I guess that's the sort of thing someone would MAKE the time for. haha) : : 5. You're running for president in 2004. What's your basic platform and who's your running mate? : Ben Affleck. With him on the ticket, we don't need a platform. : : 6. Smitty and Lynch totally fuck up the Scary Movie script and are fired in disgrace. They hire you to fix it. What do you do? : Hire Ben Affleck as the lead. : : 7. You've been accused of being "too snobbish for porn". Let's clear up these horrible rumors now, the line must be drawn HYAH! What's your favorite piece of pornography (still, video, print, whatever)? : Don't remember the name of it, but Tracy Lords (sp?) was in it. I stole it from my brother. (Don't tell him!) It's the only porn I've ever "owned". : : 8. Are you into emo? Don't lie. : No, no lie. : : 9. If you were a character in a Kevin Smith movie, which character would you be and why? : God, for obvious reasons. : : 10. Would you pose for suggestive Auction Askew photos if asked? HINT HINT, powers that be...don't pass up a money maker like THIS HERE. : No, I would be afraid that my kids would run across it someday and it would scar them. : : 11. Are you a feminist? Why or why not? : Yes. Hillary Clinton for President!!! : : 12. What's your favorite beer? : Bud Light : : 13. If Bob Dylan wrote a country song about you, what would its title be? : I hate country. : : 14. If you had to be stuck on a desert island with 10 people (anyone, not just people you know) for the rest of your life, who would those people be? : My husband, my children, my parents, my best friends, my siblings. I wouldn't want to get to know anyone new. I'm shy. : : 15. You've been accused of being a "know-it-all" with "abrasive opinions". What's one subject you know nothing about, but would like to learn? : emo . . . or porn. (Actually, I would like to know A LOT more about computers.) : : 16. What's your most practical skill/talent? : I can read people. : : 17. What's your least practical skill/talent? : I can tie a cherry stem in a knot w/my tongue. : : 18. If Courtney Love, Shakira and Pink got into a catfight, who would you root for and why? Yes, you have to pick one. : Shakira, she seems cooler. : : 19. Who's your favorite Beatle? : George Harrison, he seemed the coolest. : : 20. If you were creating a superhero comic with the main character based on yourself, what would your name and powers be? : Superior Woman - superhuman strength, reading minds, and flying. : : 21. What's your favorite website that has nothing to do with ViewAskew, or anyone who posts on this board? : My new favorite website it Sublimedirectory.com. Thanks whynotsmile! : : Sock it to me. Or as Nixon would say, "Sock it...to ME?" : Consider it socked.

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