Posted by Raikus at cas02.mkethn01.fl.comcast.net on January 22, 2003 at 15:38:40:
In Reply to: Caption this....IF YOU DARE@@ posted by Duffless on January 22, 2003 at 14:57:27:
To the tune of "In the Ghetto"
As the party dies,
A poor guy and girl are courtin'
While a fat Elvis impersonater is sportin'
A camel toe.
And his mama cries.
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another son taking the lead
With a camel toe.
People, don't you understand
The man needs a helping hand
Or he'll grow into that jumpsuit some day
Take a look at you and me,
Are we too blind to see,
Do we simply turn our heads
And look the other way
While the spandex burns.
And a fat white man with a runny nose
Plays at the party as the cold fan blows
His camel toe.
And his nutsack yearns.
So he starts to roam the parties at night,
And he learns how to squeal,
And he learns how to right
His camel toe.