Winner!!!!!! and will you marry me???

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Posted by Duffless at hide101.suffolk.edu on January 22, 2003 at 15:40:56:

In Reply to: Inspired lyrics... posted by Raikus on January 22, 2003 at 15:38:40:

ok, that would be more of a punishment to you...holy shit that was good!!!!

: To the tune of "In the Ghetto"

: As the party dies,
: A poor guy and girl are courtin'
: While a fat Elvis impersonater is sportin'
: A camel toe.
: And his mama cries.
: 'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
: It's another son taking the lead
: With a camel toe.

: People, don't you understand
: The man needs a helping hand
: Or he'll grow into that jumpsuit some day
: Take a look at you and me,
: Are we too blind to see,
: Do we simply turn our heads
: And look the other way

: While the spandex burns.
: And a fat white man with a runny nose
: Plays at the party as the cold fan blows
: His camel toe.

: And his nutsack yearns.
: So he starts to roam the parties at night,
: And he learns how to squeal,
: And he learns how to right
: His camel toe.

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I won't marry ya... rcpweiner 15:55:41 1/22/03 (0)
I really would like to marry you... Raikus 15:43:52 1/22/03 (2)
- sorry I don't marry star wars nerds..... Duffless 15:45:19 1/22/03 (1)
  - Once again... Raikus 15:52:13 1/22/03 (0)
I demand a recount! Barry, Suave MF 15:42:27 1/22/03 (4)
- do you really want the prize of marrying me? Duffless 15:44:19 1/22/03 (3)
  - On two conditions..... Barry, Suave MF 15:46:07 1/22/03 (2)
    - deal...... Duffless 15:47:19 1/22/03 (1)
      - Ummm.....let me think on that. : ) n/t Barry, Suave MF 15:48:14 1/22/03 (0)

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: ok, that would be more of a punishment to you...holy shit that was good!!!! : : : To the tune of "In the Ghetto" : : As the party dies, : : A poor guy and girl are courtin' : : While a fat Elvis impersonater is sportin' : : A camel toe. : : And his mama cries. : : 'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need : : It's another son taking the lead : : With a camel toe. : : People, don't you understand : : The man needs a helping hand : : Or he'll grow into that jumpsuit some day : : Take a look at you and me, : : Are we too blind to see, : : Do we simply turn our heads : : And look the other way : : While the spandex burns. : : And a fat white man with a runny nose : : Plays at the party as the cold fan blows : : His camel toe. : : And his nutsack yearns. : : So he starts to roam the parties at night, : : And he learns how to squeal, : : And he learns how to right : : His camel toe.

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