Posted by bob_the_rather_irate_monkey at webcacheb06a.cache.pol.co.uk on January 20, 2003 at 17:24:01:
I asked my cat if he'd heard of writer, Brian Lynch
He said, "no I havent, but that writing game's a sinch"
"he's probably just another hack who believes himself to be funny"
"so many of these losers never really make any money"
So i had my cat neutered, and when he came back from the vets
I said, "you insult brian lynch, motherfucker, and that is what you gets!"
because brian lynch makes me laugh with angry naked pat
and i won't take anyone dissing him, especially my stupid cat
but my friends took my cat's side and said "that lynch is a dick"
"all he does is put people down in a way he thinks is witty and quick"
of course my first reaction, was to cut off their genitals too
but they kept running away and i got disheartened half way through
so, i said "okay then bitches, take a look at Lynch's web-site"
"and after reading angry naked world we'll see if you think he's shite"
well, suffice it to say, they were soon ordering their copies of monkey man
and telling other people how it makes sense to be a Brian Lynch fan
If after hearing this, you're wondering what the moral of the story is
It's that Brian Lynch is the master of comedy, and you're all puppets of his