Posted by Choo Choo Andee at 209.208.191.157 on January 20, 2003 at 17:47:46:
In Reply to: Just you try-an diss bri-an!!!!!!!! posted by bob_the_rather_irate_monkey on January 20, 2003 at 17:24:01:
I asked my dog if he's heard of bob_the_rather_irate_monkey
he said "yeah, I know that junky, the one that wears his hair all funky"
He's probably on the board kissing Brian Lynch's dick
but he aint no slick rick so he should get off his knees real quick
So I took my dog by the throat and sliced is fucking toungue
and stabbed him in the lung, now he's on the floor bleedin, for his dear life he's pleadin',
I took him to the emergency room and told the surgeon to fix him up on one condition, you just have to say your sorry to bob_the_rather_irate_monkey that's your only misson, he thinks he's a no one because of what you said, so apoligize before you end up dead. My dog said sorry and the surgeon patched him up like a tire but my dog's a compulsive liar, he says that he's not apoligizing to no one especially bob-the-rather-irate bum because he's the biggest piece of scum.. Then my dog flew away with his magic purple cape, he's on his way to kill that fucking dirty ape, oops I mean monkey, bob the irate, you better change your name to bob the I-ran, cuz my dog is fast and he'll find your ass even if you're hiding in Japan.
: I asked my cat if he'd heard of writer, Brian Lynch
: He said, "no I havent, but that writing game's a sinch"
: "he's probably just another hack who believes himself to be funny"
: "so many of these losers never really make any money"
: So i had my cat neutered, and when he came back from the vets
: I said, "you insult brian lynch, motherfucker, and that is what you gets!"
: because brian lynch makes me laugh with angry naked pat
: and i won't take anyone dissing him, especially my stupid cat
: but my friends took my cat's side and said "that lynch is a dick"
: "all he does is put people down in a way he thinks is witty and quick"
: of course my first reaction, was to cut off their genitals too
: but they kept running away and i got disheartened half way through
: so, i said "okay then bitches, take a look at Lynch's web-site"
: "and after reading angry naked world we'll see if you think he's shite"
: well, suffice it to say, they were soon ordering their copies of monkey man
: and telling other people how it makes sense to be a Brian Lynch fan
: If after hearing this, you're wondering what the moral of the story is
: It's that Brian Lynch is the master of comedy, and you're all puppets of his