Posted by MudHippy at st136123.ithaca.edu on January 26, 2003 at 20:23:54:
In Reply to: Re: It's actually funny when you really read it. posted by silentbawb on January 26, 2003 at 20:05:16:
: : >>We've just got the message that Jennifer Lopez died in a serious carcrash.
: : We've just "gotten" or "recieved."
: : >>Her boyfriend Ben Affleck has been heavily wounded. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were returning from a party wich was given by the record company wich she works for.
: : First of all, they can't spell "which." Second "the record company she works for"? Sounds like they don't even know and didn't bother to do any sort of research.
: : >>Rumours are that Ben Affleck drove with too much alcohol in his blood and crashed to a tree.
: : Heh, crashed to a tree.
: : >>The 26 year old Lopez went famous by songs as "If You Had My Love" and "Let's Get Loud"
: : Went famous by songs as..... Fuck I don't think these guys speak English.
: : >>We will get back to you with more news about the death of Jennifer Lopez after we we've got some information.
: : Well, after they they've got some info, I'd like to hear it so I can pick it apart in my grammer/spelling Nazi-like ways.
: What the Fuck?!