Posted by silentbawb at pool0981.cvx1-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net on January 26, 2003 at 20:05:16:
In Reply to: It's actually funny when you really read it. posted by MudHippy on January 26, 2003 at 18:19:24:
: >>We've just got the message that Jennifer Lopez died in a serious carcrash.
: We've just "gotten" or "recieved."
: >>Her boyfriend Ben Affleck has been heavily wounded. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were returning from a party wich was given by the record company wich she works for.
: First of all, they can't spell "which." Second "the record company she works for"? Sounds like they don't even know and didn't bother to do any sort of research.
: >>Rumours are that Ben Affleck drove with too much alcohol in his blood and crashed to a tree.
: Heh, crashed to a tree.
: >>The 26 year old Lopez went famous by songs as "If You Had My Love" and "Let's Get Loud"
: Went famous by songs as..... Fuck I don't think these guys speak English.
: >>We will get back to you with more news about the death of Jennifer Lopez after we we've got some information.
: Well, after they they've got some info, I'd like to hear it so I can pick it apart in my grammer/spelling Nazi-like ways.
What the Fuck?!