Posted by MudHippy at st136123.ithaca.edu on January 26, 2003 at 18:19:24:
In Reply to: SERIOUS! TELL ME IF THIS IS TRUE! **IMPORTANT** posted by Travis001 on January 26, 2003 at 17:54:00:
>>We've just got the message that Jennifer Lopez died in a serious carcrash.
We've just "gotten" or "recieved."
>>Her boyfriend Ben Affleck has been heavily wounded. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were returning from a party wich was given by the record company wich she works for.
First of all, they can't spell "which." Second "the record company she works for"? Sounds like they don't even know and didn't bother to do any sort of research.
>>Rumours are that Ben Affleck drove with too much alcohol in his blood and crashed to a tree.
Heh, crashed to a tree.
>>The 26 year old Lopez went famous by songs as "If You Had My Love" and "Let's Get Loud"
Went famous by songs as..... Fuck I don't think these guys speak English.
>>We will get back to you with more news about the death of Jennifer Lopez after we we've got some information.
Well, after they they've got some info, I'd like to hear it so I can pick it apart in my grammer/spelling Nazi-like ways.