Posted by Something-Like-37 at cache-mtc-ag05.proxy.aol.com on January 27, 2003 at 02:47:44:
Ted wakes up his wife. "Honey," he says. "Wake up, we're going fishing."
"I don't want to go fishing," says Ted's wife.
"Well look, either you can come fishing, give me a blow job, or let me fuck you in the ass. I'm going to go find the dog and load up the truck." Ted leaves for a few minutes then comes back in.
"I've made up my mind," she says
She unzips his pants, and then pulls her head back.
"Gross, what's that smell" she says.
Ted says, "Oh, nothing. The dog didn't want to go fishing either."
Tyler.